601. Never put yourself in the middle of a magical field. Chances are, you'll either be possessed or have a Supreme Satanically Dark Lord revive in your own body turning you into a 20 ft. tall demon who hasn't been to the orthodontist in 17 thousand years. (GIGA)

601a (Heh. Numbering mistake. ^_^;). Don't trust people who either try to help you, or who try to rob you, ('specially if they look like a ten-year old.) (GIGA)

602. If you are a Bad Guy, resist the urge to play with the Good Guys and just KILL THEM! (GIGA)

603. If you need the help of the most powerful sorceress in the world, go to a specific restaurant and ask a certain well-endowed waitress who works there to write you a five word note, ("Do it! Your older sister.") and then GIVE that note to the most powerful sorceress in the world. Works every time.(GIGA)

604. The best way to demonstrate a pain/reverse spell is by grabbing the hand of a bystander and having him grab the breasts of the one who's cursed. (Do this only if you're not TOO concerned about the bystander's welfare.)(GIGA)

605. If you wake up on an island and see talking penguins, dancing fruits and pigs in Playboy bunny costumes, make sure you're not actually in some place like an amusement park before you incinerate everything with a Dragon Slave. (GIGA)

606. Singing a stupid song while doing a stupid dance in a frilly costume is NOT a very effective means for defeating a demon. (It DOES tend to confuse the heck out of them, though....)(GIGA)

607. When presenting food to the heroes as a means of luring them to their doom, dressing up like the KFC Colonel and holding up a chicken is NOT a good strategy to employ unless you want to be eaten along with the food. (GIGA)

608. When in Femille, (and if you're heterosexual) don't fall in love with any of the girls who live there, 'cause your love affair is ultimately doomed to failure. (GIGA)

609. When dressing in drag, try not to make yourself look TOO pretty, lest you attract the eye of any marriage-minded men in the vicinity. (GIGA)

610. Keep your distance from fox-men who like to hold bombs in their hands for more than seven seconds. (GIGA)

611. If you ask yourself how a 3 foot tall man-fox can carry a spherical bomb, 1.34 meters in diameter, and which weighs 89 kilograms in a leather cape approximately 1.25 x 1.30 meters in surface area, along with 30 or OTHER smaller bombs, then you are either a Quantum Physics Dimensional Studies major, or just a leeeeetle too obsessed with Slayers, the series....^_^ (GIGA --With some paraphrasing by me)

612. Xelloss Ruby Eye is C-O-O-L. (GIGA)

613. Placing a carrot in front of a gold dragon won't make it go any faster. (GIGA)

614. An all-you-can-eat dinner.....1 silver coin. Magic-Enhancing Talismans.....5 million coins.....Blasting demons, killing bandits, and saving the world from Dark Lords......Priceless..... There are some things in this world money can't buy. For everything else, there's Dragon Slave.... (GIGA)

615. Never hire a flat-chested, cute little girl to be your architect. Even if she WAS the one responsible for all of the damage that's been made to your temple. (GIGA)

616. If you can't decide on a god/demon to worship... MAKE UP YOUR OWN!!! They will then grant you curses shields and enemies will leave out of respect for them!!! (luptonium)

617. If the guy who's serving you says the dish is "absolutely to DIE for" chances are you don't want to eat it (PikaLee)

618. If you are running away from a restaurant and the owner calls after you, "I wanted to have you for dinner!" keep running. (PikaLee)

619. Legendary magical items that are said to give you unlimited power often turn out to be defective. (PikaLee)

620. If a guy has aforementioned magical item and is about to use it on you, don't just stand there and let him do it!!! You'll only end up with pathetic clones of yourself. (PikaLee)

621. The cuter, the more evil. (PikaLee)

622. Oxy-moronic attacks can be the most effective. (aka Pacifist Crush and Kindness-To-All-Creatures-Kick). (PikaLee)

623. If a chimera chucks you at a villain, he'll at least be nice enough to retrieve you from the tree you crashed into while he runs away. (Lina B.)

624. Troll attacks are a good way to avoid answering when a red-haired sorceress says "Are you saying I'm fat?" (Lina B.)

625. Sometimes, even idiot swordsmen have impeccable timing. (Lina B.)

626. "Clear the mind and nothing will defeat you." (Lina B.)

627. Just when you think there *can't* be more stairs...there's another flight. (Lina B.)

628. Death or slavery? "Slave works for me." (Lina B.)

629. Don't Dragon Slave the Dark Lord who is the source of the spell's power. (Lina B.)

630. It's stupid to go and fight if you know you're gonna die...but that shouldn't stop you! (Lina B.)

631. Don't avoid doing something just because you *might* die. (Lina B.)

632. "It's a lot less painful to do what she says." (Lina B.)

633. Even saying "Die, you monster!" will not make the Dark Lord susceptible to your mortal sword. (Lina B.)

634. When in doubt, assume they work in a pet shop. (Lina B.)

635. Don't tell a girl she's gonna get fat and then ask for some of her ice cream. (Lina B.)

636. Look before you levitate. (Lina B.)

637. When the swordsman throws you into the air and says "don't move" - DON'T MOVE! (Lina B.)

638. The simpler the trap, the more likely Lina will fall for it. Especially with a unicorn's horn as bait. (Lina B.)

639. If you jump from a very high place, you'll probably land on the person you want to help. (Lina B.)

640. In a pinch you don't actually have to recite the spell, just yell the name. (Lina B.)

641. It's your fault for asking. (Lina B.)

642."Anyone who judges people on the way they look alone is giving justice a bad name." (Lina B.)

643. When attempting to block Lina's view, do not jump on her and smush your bosom into her face to do so. (Lina B.)

644. If you accidentally reveal your partner's bald spot while hanging onto his cloak for dear life, *do not* let go to laugh at him. (Lina B.)

645. Don't ignore the golems - they might wake up. (Lina B.)

646. Never leave the chicken unattended - dinner, or monsters. (Lina B.)

647. No matter how long it lasts or how many times it happens, the villain will not be attacked by the heroes during a bout of maniacal laughter. (Lina B.)

648. Have annoying neighbors? Just insert heavy-duty earplugs, crank up the TV volume, and hit 'play' on "The Scary Chimera Plan." Eleven laughing Nagas is enough to drive *anyone* away. (Lina B.)

649. No matter how many times Zelgadis walks through/is on fire, his clothes will never be more than singed. (Lina B.)

650. When the bad guy is practically *begging* you to Giga Slave him, for Pete's sake DON'T DO IT! (Lina B.)

651. "Pointing is impolite." (Lina B.)

652. You're supposed to take it easy on girls, and never hit them in the face. (Lina B.)

653. "If we don't give up, we'll eventually find a solution." (Lina B.)

654. "Just make a fist and say, 'All right, let's go get 'em!' "(Lina B.)

655. You're about to win as soon as the villain's attacks can no longer hit you at point-blank range. (Lina B.)

656. To shatter eardrums, hire Naga. To shatter a girl's fantasies, introduce her to Prince Phil. (Lina B.)

657. There are three things that are important in life; food, getting paid, and food. (Aika)

658. The infamous Naga laugh takes a lot of breath control. (Aika)

659. "Life is Wonderful" (Aika)

660. Everyone can turn good, because Justice will always prevail. (Aika)

661. Rocks in the road do not help your backflips. (Aika)

662. If it involves dressing up like Sailor Moon and singing, it isn’t a very good protection spell. (Aika)

663. Gourry watches Sailor Moon: he’s done the odangos and he’s done the Minako look. (Aika)

664. Dragon Slaves never actually kill anyone. (Aika)

665. If the crazy guy tells you that you look like his dead wife, he may be right, even if you’re a guy. (Aika)

666. Talking to your cleavage *may* help it grow… then again, it may not. (Aika)

667. Not all dragons are straight. (Aika)

668. Talking underwater comes out as air bubbles in kana. (Aika)

669. Made-up gods can be pretty useful. (Aika)

670. Just because the golden dragon looks funny, it doesn’t mean that she can’t wreak some serious havoc. (Aika)

671. There is a new way to threaten my brother: "If you don’t comb your hair, it’ll end up like Zelgadis’!" (Aika)

672. Naga may not always be drunk, but she acts like she is. (Aika)

673. There are some things a Dragonslave will not take care of.. like evil geometry teachers. (Aika)

674. To solve a little problem: Fireball
------To solve a medium problem: Dragon Slave
------To solve a big problem: Giga Slave (Aika)

675. It is possible to have a negative IQ (just look at Gourry!) (Aika)

676. Xellos’ charm is contagious. Even Zelgadis has started up with the "Sore wa himitsu desu" stuff. (Aika)

677. The little kid may look like Chibi-Usa, but her nostalgia is not going to help you read through her scribbles. (Aika)

678. 5-pointed stars are bad. (Aika)

679. 6-pointed stars are good. (Aika)

680. Old golems are not as good as new golems. (Aika)

681. Listen to the instructions completely before pushing the button, or not pushing it. (Aika)

682. The Sword of Light and the Sword of fish look very alike from the handle. (Aika)

683. Dragon trains need better brakes. (Aika)

684. Mazoku priests and golden dragon priestesses do not mix. (Aika)

685. Demons are baaaaaaad. (Aika)

686. Everybody’s chasing Lina Inverse for something. Just hope you don’t look like her. (Aika)

687. Hair sometimes can look like a fish…(Aika)

688. Funny hypnotizing men in skirts do not look good at all. (Aika)

689. It’s always the short people who have the worst tempers. (Aika)

690. Demons like to plagiarize. (Aika)

691. Zelgadis has a day job as the Easter Bunny. (Aika)

692. Never, and I mean NEVER try the Dragora Soup. (Aika)

693. Orc tastes nothing like lake dragon. (Aika)

694. Xellos can’t cook very well. (Aika)

695. What Xellos does cook can put down anything – a dragon, Lina, Gourry, etc.-in a serious stomachache and possibly death. (Aika)

696. If somebody starts flaming, get out. Fast. (Aika)

697. When people run out of energy they start coughing blood (I don’t know why). (Aika)

698. Everything works until you say something like "Hey, it’s working!" and then it breaks. (Aika)

699. The Lord of Nightmares isn’t that bad of a dark lord, really! (Aika)

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