Religion isn't as ranty as it might have been, but until I get up the nerve for a real rant about it, you can try this. It still got me complaints, anyway.
Lying
Stupidity the First, those who do not own books.I apologise in advance for the coherence and lack of funny in this rant. I was talking about books, and got a little confused.
Sex
You'd think I'd start with one of the big ones, wouldn't you? Maybe I should have. But our first rant is on Fashion. I'm against it. Sure, I could have gone for one of the Biggies as an opener for this section, but this has the advantage of seeming solvable. And oh my yes, it is a problem.
Spam. To know it is to want to kill someone. Or maybe that's just me.

Mail me. Go home.